I’m not sure if I should file Lady GaGa’s latest look under “coagulated sperm” or “whitehead infestation (aka Cameron Diaz after eating a pizza) ” – The Blemish
The chick from Fringe goes topless for Esquire, but it would’ve been much sexier if she wore a Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit – Egotastic!
Speaking of the Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit, RiRi will be wearing one any day now – Just Jared
Kara Diowhateveryournameis, as a friend who cares (I’m crossing my finger) please stay fully clothed at all times – Hollywood Tuna
The Fatuation meets The Situation – Towleroad
Angelina Jolie’s next piece (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Not since Imelda Marcos has there been someone with such a beautiful collection of footwear – Popsugar
Happy Chinese New Year from Fishsticks (who is Year of the Cunt) – Lainey Gossip
Bratty children in St. Barts beware, Ivanka Trump is waiting to attack – Hollywood Rag
Snooki is everywhere – Cityrag
Megan Fox’s best work to date – Celebitchy
John Travolta is still at the bottom of the lacefront game. Does Beyonce give private lessons? – Holy Moly!
“So impressed with producers” is 2010′s “gave everyone a blowjob” – Celebslam
RiRi’s Rude Boy video barfed all over Beyonce and Alicia Keys – Popbytes
Personally, I’d rather Johnny Depp and Penny Cruz do a sequel to Blow – Socialite Life
Wheel of IVF BABIES!!! hosted by OctoCrazy – I’m Not Obsessed
Friday Nights Lights will go out after its fifth season – ICYDK
